Halloween Haunted Circus

Shamblin’ Brothers Haunted Circus Halloween 2021

Before: Shamblin’ Bros and Burn’n Em Daily

Celebrating our favorite holiday: Halloween, Allhallows Eve, We’ve put on a neighborhood haunted house for the last few years. Our first, 2019, was Alien/Zombie-themed, while fun the setup was insanely time-consuming. After 3 weeks of setting up our garage to be a Military Zombie Research center, half of the decorations – being cardboard – fell apart the day after Halloween due to a decent snow/rainstorm.

We ended up with over 250 tricker or treaters, and many drove across town after hearing about it from their neighbors and friends! (Pardon the vertical video faux-paux!):

Haunted Circus Halloween 2020: The Shamblin’ Bros First Appearance

We decided to focus on a circus theme, with a sideshow of zombies. The garage was commandeered for, admittedly, far too long. Even during the height of the pandemic, over 350 people came to enjoy our show!

It was such a success, we decided to bring the circus to the forefront next year.

2021: The Shamblin Bros In the Big Top

Set-up is underway, keep checking back for more photos and a walk-through! Make sure to bring your family and friends this Sunday!

Haunted Circus Big Top Tent - Halloween 2021
The Haunted Circus Tent
Whack-A-Kiddo Killer Clown
The ring master – inviting you to become a carnie!
Remember Kids: A Clown’s diet is incomplete without you!
80% Complete Walkthrough 10/30/2021

Documentation: A sTale As Old As Time

Documentation: it is the key to our tools. It has enabled us to evolve from coding into the prominent engineers on the planet. Documentation is slow, normally taking as much, if not more, time than the development itself. But every few hundred commits, development leaps forward – leaving documentation behind.

Professor Xavier, X-Men (if he were a software engineer rather than a mutant geneticist)

There is a war brewing; between those who put their faith in the documentation and those who fear the prophecies the staleness to come.

Documentation: Self-Documenting or Well-Documented

Do you think the thorough and comprehensive documentation of your project is enough to understand how to interact with it?

Do you think your code is so clean and intuitive that anyone can interface with it?

Everyone is wrong, and those who value tribal knowledge are toeing the line of true evil – but let’s leave them in the hole that they are digging for themselves. Every project starts with aspirations of perfection and standards of quality; admirable but completely unrealistic and unattainable.

Stale documentation absolutely will happen to your project. There is no way that documentation can be maintained at the same level and speed as the features and bug fixes – deadlines and goals change, small bits slip through the cracks. When it comes to documentation, words are nothing but representations of abstract ideas that no two people perceive in the same manner. No matter how thorough or complete you feel your documentation is, there will be those who do not understand; the more thorough your documentation, the harder it is to maintain.

Code is logical, as well as the currently defined instruction set, making the concept of self-documenting code more appetizing. Yet, code is an art and interpreted by the individual, understood at different levels, and can appear to be absolute magic – and a magician never reveals their secret (hint: it’s a reflection). What is intuitive to me is not intuitive to you, and if we wrote code to be so intuitive and easy to pick up….. well we can’t. Even Blockly and Scratch, which are intended to introduce children to programming concepts, seem alien to many – then when you introduce concepts like Aspect-Oriented Programming and Monkey Patching, you have entered the realm most dare not.

So, yes, the documentation for your library, REST API or plugin will, at some point, fail. End of story.

Documentation or Self-Documenting - neither can guarantee full understanding to others.

Pitch the Stale Documentation, Having the Ripe Idea

Credit where credit is due, this concept was not of mine but of my best friend James. He had grown tired of outdated, incorrect, or flat-out misleading API documentation. Most documentation aggregation software collects information from conformingly formatted comments – JavaDoc, API Doc, C# XML – but comments are not meant to be ingested by the application they are describing and are often the first to be forgotten when there is a fire burning. We have accepted that Tests should not be a second-class citizen, Test Driven Development is a proven standard, and we should not accept documentation to be either.

There’s a motto amongst software engineers “never trust your input”; but all this validating, verifying, authenticating… it’s boring, I am lazy and why can’t it just validate itself and let me move on to the fun part?

To focus on the fun part, you have to automate the boring stuff.

Swagger is a specification for documenting REST APIs down to every detail: payload definitions, request specifications, conditional arguments, content-type, required permissions, return codes – everything. The best part? The specification is consumable. Swagger even includes a browseable user interface that describes every facet and even lets you interact with the server visually. Play with a live demo yourself.

In Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the Magrathean’s designed and built a computer to provide the ultimate answer; the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. This computer’s name? Deep Thought. An apt name for a library that would handle the answer, as long as you handled the question. Our proof of concept, DeeptThought-Routing, accepted your Swagger JSON specification along with endpoint handlers and a permissions provider as parameters and generated a NodeJS router that would validate paths, payloads, permissions even parsing the request against the Content-Type header and transforming the handler output to the Accepts header MIME type – not to mention attempt to transform or coerce parameters to the specification data types; returning the appropriate HTTP response codes without invoking your handlers. You could trust your inputs, no validation, free to focus on the core of the project – the fun part.

DeepThought: Documentation Driven Development

Schema-First means you define the schema (or specification) for your code, then utilize tooling that generates the code that matches the definitions, constraints, and properties within your schema. Through DeepThought-Routing, we had proven the concept of self-validation. Swagger did the same for self-documenting. Code generation is a core concept to GraphQL and JSON-Schema lists language-specific tooling for code generation.

There’s a pattern to all of this, patterns can be automated. A spark appeared in my mind: “Instead of implicit meaning through validation of inputs and documentation of primitive data types – what if the meaning were explicit, and if the meaning is explicit, they could validate themselves!” That spark became an inferno of chaining the initial “what-if” to “if that, then we could…”. When the fire of inspiration slowly receded to glowing embers, what was left was an idea. An idea that could change how software development is approached, at least, how I would approach development: Documentation Driven Development.

The Goals for Documentation Driven Development:

  • Self-Documenting: Clean, human readable documentation generated directly from the schema
  • Self-Describing: Meta-datatypes that provide meaning to the underlying data through labels and units
  • Self-Validating: Generates data models that enforce the constraints defined in the schema
  • Self-Testing: Unit tests are generated to test against constraints in models and data structures
  • UseCase-Scaffolding: Generates the signature of the functions that interact with external interfaces, and interface with the domain of your application
  • Correctness-Validation: Validates the units/labels of input model parameters can yield the units/labels of the use case output
  • Language-Agnostic: Plugin-based system for generation of code and documentation

Obviously, this is a large undertaking and still in its infancy – but I can see the path that will bring Documentation Driven Development from abstract concept to reality.

Example Schema

Here is a simplified example of how to model a submersible craft with meaningful data fields and perform an action on the speed of the craft.

Units

id: fathom
name: Fathoms
description: A length measure usually referring to a depth.
label:
  single: fathom
  plural: fathoms
  symbol: fm
conversion:
  unit: meter
  conversion: 1.8288

Unit Validating Meta-Schema Specification: https://github.com/constructorfleet/Deepthought-Schema/blob/main/meta-schema/unit.meta.yaml

Compound Units

id: knot
name: Knot
description: The velocity of a nautical vessel
symbol: kn
unit:  # The below yields the equivalent of meter/second
  unit: meter
  dividedBy:
    unit: second  
# Example for showing the extensibility of compound units
id: gravitational_constant
name: Gravitational Constant Units
description: The units for G, the gravitational constant
label:
  single: meter^3 per (kilogram * second^2)
  plural: meters^3 per (kilogram * second^2)
  symbol: m^3/(kg*s^2)
unit:
  unit: meter
  exponent: 3
  dividedBy:
    group:
      unit: kilogram
      multipliedBy:
        unit: second
        exponent: 2

Compound Unit Validating Meta-Schema Specification: https://github.com/constructorfleet/Deepthought-Schema/blob/main/meta-schema/compound-units.meta.yaml

Fields

id: depth
name: Depth
description: The depth of the submersible
dataType: number
unit: fathom
constraints:
- minimum:        # Explicit unit conversion
    value: 0
    unit: fathom
- maximum: 100    # Implicit unit conversion
- precision: 0.1  # Implicit unit conversion

id: velocity
type: number
name: Nautical Speed
description: The velocity of the craft moving
unit: knot
constraints:
  - minimum: 0
  - maximum: 12

Field Validating Meta-Schema Specification: https://github.com/constructorfleet/Deepthought-Schema/blob/main/meta-schema/field.meta.yaml

Models

id: submersible
name: Submarine Craft
description: A craft that can move through an aquatic medium
fields:
  - depth
  - velocity

Use Cases

id: adjust_submersible_speed
name: Adjusts the nautical speed of the craft
input:
  - submersible
  - speed
output:
  - submersible

You Have Questions, I Have a Few Answers

What the heck is a meaningful meta-datatype?

Traditionally, a field’s specification is broad, abstract, or meaningless which leads to writing documentation that attempts to provide meaning to the consumer of the code. We know what an Integer, Float, Byte, String, etc. are – but these are just labels we apply to ways of storing and manipulating data. If the author provides sufficient information regarding the acceptable values, ranges, and edge case – there is still the matter of writing a slew of tests to ensure the fields lie within the specifications. Not to mention, hoping the documentation remains in line with the implementation as teams, features, and requirements change and grow.

While still using the same underlying storage and manipulations considered familiar across the landscape, fields in DeepThought attempt to remove the tediousness, prevent stale documentation, as well as describing what is. Each field specifies a code-friendly reference name, a human-readable meaningful name, description, constraints, coercive manipulations of the underlying data type – plus units if applicable.

What if I don’t want or need units?

That’s perfectly fine! Obviously, you will lose some of the validation that arises from your schema. Not to mention that unit-less scalars and unit-less physical constants are absolutely a thing, along with physical constants.

How can you validate “correctness” of the Use Cases?

When specifying Use Cases, Deepthought has no knowledge of your implementation. Be it a single method, a chain of methods – that is up to you. Specify the input models, and the output model – knowing you can trust that your input is valid, tested, and in the exact form that is expected. Through dimensional analysis, it is possible to determine if the output model’s units are possible given the input models’ units. If dimensionally correct, DeepThought will generate the scaffolded code for you to implement – if incorrect, you will know before you even start coding.

Follow the Progress of DeepThought

I welcome all input – positive, negative, suggestions, complaints. While I am building this for myself, it would bring me great pleasure to see this adopted by others.

This way to Quality Standards

Silo’d: The Quality Standards Blackhole

To be good at what you do, you have to have unquantifiable criteria you hold yourself to – which is undeniably susceptible to the weathering effects of prolonged and repeated, exposure to minor rationalizations.

Follow me to Quality Standards

Good Engineers Hold Themselves to A Standard

We want to believe ourselves to be good at the things we do and to believe that, we have to compare ourselves to a standard of measure. The standards I have developed, refined, and believe in always revolved around maintainability, consistency, portability, scalability, flexibility, testability, and reliability – you cannot provide a true, accurate, and meaningful measure and are thus, by definition, qualitative in nature. All of my work, personal or professional, needed to implement testing frameworks, allow for easy reconfiguration, facilitate obvious future feature work and avoid stale documentation through self-documenting code.

These metrics were very clear and concrete in my mind, but perception is not always reality. I readily pick up new concepts and technologies – some due to personal interest, many due to professional necessity – but how can you measure that which you haven’t fully adopted? “I’ll learn how to test my Ansible after I get the hang of it”: there goes reliability, “AoC would greatly improve this project that doesn’t natively support it”: now maintainability means Teagan fixes it, “I’ll just use the Redfish API to get system health checks”: bye, bye scalability. These seemed like justified rationale, but the standards I cherish, damaged through rationalities, were no match for the complete lack of feedback that permeates silo’d work.

Better Engineers Hold Others to A Standard

As a self-proclaimed “PR Tyrant” (pull request for the uninitiated), working with a team of talented engineers gave me a lot of satisfaction. It was understood that when you submitted a pull request that you were requesting it be held to the level of quality of all who reviewed it, that you address those concerns before your work is accepted into the project, and what happens in a pull request does not reflect on you the person – and if you can provide a logical and well-formed argument that contradicted my concern, I was open to listen and discuss with an open mind.

I approached every review with my “Definition of “Done” – every comment and concern related directly to one of the items in my checks list:

  • Is the documentation updated and understandable? – Maintainability
  • Does it run in my environment? – Portability
  • Are there meaningful, effective tests that capture positive, negative, and edge cases? – Reliability
  • Can I discern the author from the code? – Consistency
  • Does every component have a purpose and perform that purpose efficiently? – Testability
  • Are dependencies provided or created on-demand? – Flexibility
  • Can the work react to changes in the environment appropriately? – Scalability

Each and every comment and concern received a tagged “severity level” (blocking, non-blocking, suggestion, opinion) and an explanation for the PR comment. Having their own set of criteria and priorities, the other members of my team pushed me to improve. We always tried to have an open mind if the author or reviewer could back up their stance with logic and reason, that was enough to remove or reduce the “severity level”. This process helped everyone learn new architectures, patterns, consider edge cases, and work as a team. We were all held to a level of quality that, usually, reinforced our personal standards; I like to believe these people and this project thrived because of everyone’s willingness to listen, explain and understand each other.

That is until an opportunity I believed to be the “perfect” fit was floated to me. Working with a Home Automation and Applied AI team seemed to fit in with my personal interests and hobbies so well, I just could not pass it up. After about 18 months of working essentially alone, having to beg for code reviews, and never seem to be on the same page with my manager, I couldn’t take it. I had lost sight of my own level of quality due to working with technologies and frameworks I had not used before, utilizing cloud infrastructure that seemed to be intentionally convoluted and hard to understand – but hey, the projects I built worked and were immediately assigned another. I lost that feedback loop, someone holding me accountable to my or their standards, and I barely noticed. The job they promised me never manifested, and a ridiculous pattern of misunderstandings on the scope of work, requirements, tasks – I left, and while I still believed I held myself to my standards – to find out they were mere shadows of the former selves.

The Best Are Always Improving Their Standards

I have known Alan for 5 years, and the whole time knew I wanted to work for World Wide Technology – It was blatantly obvious they truly trusted and invested in the people in their employ, every person I met who worked with World Wide Technology spoke highly of the company, loved their jobs, crazy smart and great people. After a 3 month-long interview process – yes, this seems extreme, but this just shows that they truly want to make sure it’s a good fit both ways and the investment is mutual between the prospective employee and company. The interview process was, without a doubt, the best interview experience I have ever had. They provided a person I’d be working with upon hire to be there throughout the process and each interview was followed up with positive feedback and constructive feedback – which I took to heart, and they noticed the work I put in to address the areas I could improve. My first week was not your normal orientation, it was your indoctrination into working in a truly Agile environment. The terms Agile and DevOps are thrown around a lot in the technology industry but they are not just buzzwords, just ideas, not just practice – they are a cult-like life philosophy, driven by often and fast feedback to improve and I willingly drank that Kool-Aid.

For example: when you’re assigned a project, your team has full autonomy – you decide work schedule, communication methods, distribution of work, and how internal issues are resolved. Every team is different, so how one team works doesn’t mean that process would be successful in another team, by providing trust and autonomy you feel empowered, valued, and respected; in the end, your team is more efficient and happy.

After 2 years of letting myself chip away at my standards, I almost felt ashamed to submit code for review – a feeling I hadn’t felt since the inception of my career. Each comment and concern I received was perfectly in line with my original level of quality – logical, reasonable, and well-articulated – I couldn’t wait to implement the fixes, test, discuss and repeat. That feeling of raising the bar, that you let drop over the years, raises your perception of your work equally high.

However, this doesn’t make us the best engineers we can be. To be the best version of ourselves, we have to live the philosophy that is Agile/DevOps – that is, how do we bring our standards to a higher, more improved state? Feedback! We set up weekly sessions to talk about our work, how we can improve, when is it ok let slide, when is it not. These sessions aren’t just talking, we take them and implement them – and sometimes they don’t work, and try new ideas until it works – and we repeat. It’s not always about the quality of our work, but how to communicate better, how to mentor better, how to Life better.

Drink the Kool-Aide, find your feedback loop, and get that feedback fast and often, listen to the feedback. Change is hard, but growing spiritually, professionally, personally is far more rewarding than your fear of failure. Failure is nothing more than an indicator to try different, not harder. You can be a better you – and you are the only one who can define a better you, raise your quality standards, and see where it takes you!

Happy Fishes through Nature Automation

Nature Automation: Life’s Built-In Automation Engine

Humans have been bending nature to their whim since the dawn of civilization, and it is a full-time job for many keeping nature out of the way. Alan and I learned this firsthand over the course of the last year and wish to share the lessons we learned with others: trust Nature Automation and your aquatic pets will thank you.

A Cautionary Tale: Fighting Against Nature Automation

Admiral Shiny Sides and the His First Mate Tank

Admiral Shiny Side, sadly, passed away in the heat of battle during his 5th deployment after 16 years of loyal service; posthumously promoted to Fleet Admiral Shiny Sides. His first mate, Tank, failed to lead with the same authority and followed Admiral Shiny Sides not long after. Ensign Alan fought the lonely and uphill battle of maintaining the ship since its inception: swabbing the poop rocks, manning the main filters, and keeping the mess hall fully stocked.

Tank was assigned three new recruits upon the passing of Fleet Admiral Shiny Sides. Morale amongst the crew never recovered, even while the valiant Ensign Alan took on the task of making the long journey at sea as comfortable as possible. In the end, the effort to uphold the same standards proved fruitless. One by one they succumbed to the siren’s seductive song.

They will be missed.

If you’re confused, that’s understandable; Admiral Shiny Sides and his first mate were Alan’s goldfish for 16 years, which I, for one, had no idea they could live such long and fulfilling lives. Moving in marked their 5th home move, and it was just too much for these intrepid sailors – and nearly triggered the retirement of the battle-hardened S.S. Aquarium.

The Road to Recovery is Long and Hard

Taking care of fish can be a lot of work: vacuuming the waste, replacing filters, cleaning out algae, addressing illness, and feeding. The aquarium was always Alan’s project, and provided a very clear indication of his general mood; when stressed or overburdened, the aquarium maintenance would be put on hold and only further the level of stress he experienced. The loss of our fish was conflicting, we loved our pets but the effort to maintain the equilibrium violated the prime directive of laziness that permeates our existence.

We decided to start over. After lots of research, we drained the aquarium, replaced the gravel, and focused on keeping some aquarium plants alive before we put any more naval recruits in mortal danger. After 2 months, our plants were thriving and it was time to assign a new crew to the S.S. Aquarium – this time, we sought expert advice from the employees of Aquamart. One of their friendly staff taught us how to use the ecosystem through bio-filters and the right blend of aquatic species to be introduced slowly to implement nature automation.

The road to recovery is far from a linear journey. We did lose a few recruits along the way, but such is life – there’s no guarantee any of us, animals included, will live long and healthy lives. These losses were very hard for us animal lovers, but we know we did our best. The first live fish we introduced were a few Corydoras, these are small, bottom-feeder, freshwater catfish – unfortunately for them, the tank was not quite as stable as we thought, and we ended up losing all three of them. Their loss was not in vain. Researching their symptoms and what solutions were available, we switched to SeaChem for, essentially, all of our aquarium treatments. We have suffered other losses, but only to those fish we ordered online and perished in transport.

Our aquarium is a thriving ecosystem now, requiring only basic maintenance. Gone are the evenings dedicated to 3-4 hours of tending to the aquarium. We devote around 20 minutes every few weeks to replenishing water that has evaporated and rinsing off the bio-filters. We do add some chemicals every so often: plant food, liquid CO2, stress-reducers – but we do so while we are admiring our beautiful fish. Thriving so well, we discovered we accidentally purchased two female guppies when we came home from vacation to around 12 tiny baby fantails that are now starting to show their colors!

Why Did We Succeed Where We Failed Before

Fleet Admiral Shiny Sides, Tank, and their crew were very dirty. Goldfish are prone to polluting their tank with nitrates and ammonia. Choosing the appropriate species helps reduce toxins and waste present in your underwater ecosystem. In addition to reducing the pollutants, these aquarium fish are much more active and colorful, creating living art that we love to admire daily.

Algae are actually bacteria that contain chlorophyll and require many of the same resources that are consumed by plants. Originally we planted plastic and silicone plants in our aquarium; by planting living plants there are little-to-no resources left for algae to consume. Common sense right? Except, it’s not. It’s amazing how many people, including ourselves, are willing to dedicate hours every month cleaning and removing algae from their water-dwelling pets’ homes.

Carbon filters are a complete waste of time and money – bio-filters promote healthy bacteria and reduce harmful bacteria. Sure, carbon filters remove solid waste and help cleanse the water, but fish, like humans, do not live in a hermetically sealed environment. You can purchase a bio-wheel filter from most pet stores, however, we discovered them to be fragile and ineffective. As our helpful Aquamart employee explained, utilizing bio-media rocks to remove ammonia, nitrites, and nitrates from our aquarium, Purigen to promote healthy bacteria, and a little filter media to filter out the solid waste was the most cost-effective and time-efficient solution.

In addition, we installed an under gravel filter, to help keep any particulate matter from clouding the tank. The fish actually love these, swimming through the bubbles to get a little morning swim in before a hard day’s work. Don’t fight it, let nature automation in!

See For Yourself

We are so proud of how far we have come and how beautiful our aquarium is that we wanted to share it with the world. Please feel free to watch the live stream of our aquarium here: https://aquarium.prettybaked.com.

The Current Crew of the S.S. Aquarium

Using Nature Automation, happy aquarium fish swim through a thriving ecosystem.

Fan Tailed Guppies

Neon Blue Guppy: Tropical Fish for Freshwater Aquariums
Blue/Green Fan Tail Guppy
Orange/Red Fan Tail Guppy

Cory Catfish

Bandit Cory
Spotted Cory

Gourami

Opaline Gourami
Marbled Gourami
Dwarf Flame Gourami
Pearl Gourami
Dwarf Sunset Gourami

Sharks

Rainbow Shark

Algae Eaters

Siamese Algae Eater